陆州(zhōu )(🍅)一(yī )觉(👷)醒来(lái )(🆓)成了(le )世(shì )间(🥇)最(📼)强(📒)大(dà )(🏽)最老(lǎo )(🍩)的魔(🌰)头(tóu )祖师(shī )爷,还(hái )有(yǒu )(🔱)九个(gè )(🤢)恶(è )(🤴)贯(🍥)满(mǎn )盈,威震(zhèn )天(tiān )下(🐉)的徒(tú )弟。大(🏴)徒(🗼)弟(dì )(🐮)幽(🥩)冥(míng )(💤)教(jiāo )(😧)教主手(🌫)下(👋)万(wàn )(⏬)千(qiān )魔(🎏)众(❣),二(🏇)徒(♑)弟(dì )剑(jiàn )魔(🚤)一言(yán )不(🐿)合就(jiù )开杀(shā )戒(🤷)。没了(le )(🎡)一(🕖)身(shēn )修(xiū )(👁)为(wéi )(🙍),如(✳)何(🔲)调(diào )(🥄)教这(zhè )帮(bāng )恶徒。大(dà )(🛺)徒(tú )弟于正海(hǎi ):(😚)“老(✖)夫(fū )(🙁)这(zhè )(😻)一(yī )生(shēng )(🖍)所(🚑)向(xiàng )披(pī )靡(mí )(🕕),除了(le )师(shī )(🤷)父(🔊)他(tā )(💞)老(⏺)人(rén )家(jiā ),谁(🧚)也(🚣)别(bié )(🔩)想(xiǎng )(🥁)骑(qí )我(wǒ )头(🚨)上(🛑)。”七(🖲)徒弟(dì )司(sī )无(🦗)涯:(🎛)“师(shī )父(fù )不死(sǐ )(💻),我(wǒ )(🙂)等(děng )寝(qǐn )(🔝)食(shí )(✋)难(nán )安(🏂)。”